Archive for May, 2009

Top code comments

May 9, 2009

The best code comments I’ve ever seen:

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to “optimize” the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Long John; //Silver

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